If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

False advertising

No freedom is absolute.

Trade secrets

When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Revenge porn

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

And much, much more.

Fraud

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Child pornography

Threats of violence

What are the potential benefits of going without clothes at home for a few days without any specific reason?

HIPAA violations

Terroristic threats

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

How did you become popular in school?

Insurrection

Revealing classified information

Insider trading

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Conspiracy

Perjury